Rumor Report: Rihanna w/the Fake Boyfriends

It's painfully obvious that Rihanna is trying to pull a fast one on the press with all these fake "romances" that seem to be set up by her own people. First, she was linked with an ex boyfriend in Barbados, Negus Sealy, and that didn't pan out. The she ran into basketball player Andrew Bynum in a restaurant, introduced herself, and insisted on being photographed with him. Rumors of a romance were rampant until he admitted he was flattered, but barely knew her. Most recently she was linked to rapper Aubrey "Drake" Graham, and that rumor proved to be false too. Chris Brown's lawyer is currently plea bargaining with the prosecutor and hoping to avoid jail time for Chris's beating of Rihanna in February. Rihanna wants it to look like she's moved on and started dating other guys, when actually she is secretly still in love with Chris. We predict they will be back together as soon as Chris' case is finalized.